High s chool musical 3
Gabriella makes the very sensible decision to matriculate into college early, only to have Troy constantly give her shit for it, because he’s in teen-love with her, and because she’s bailed on all her high school friends. Literally the only decision these kids make that will have a lasting influence on their lives is their choice of college, and this decision, though the source of much drama, is taken fairly lightly. Hell, the whole opening number is the basketball team going on about how important the final minutes of their basketball game are, because it’s going to be their legacy. “The way we play tonight is what we leave behind,” they cheer, as if this moment is about to be immortalized in the school’s collective memory.Īw, he doesn’t get that literally no one will give a shit about this game next year. They haven’t yet realized that, with few exceptions, the minutiae of their high school lives will have no effect on their future whatsoever. These little shits are taking this far too seriously, which makes sense, I suppose. It’s also really near Gabriella’s school, because he’s not smart enough to realize that their relationship probably isn’t going anywhere. Troy, instead of choosing a school where he can fully focus on either sports or drama, chooses one where he can half-assedly do both. Gabriella goes to the smart person school because despite all the drama, she’s still smart enough not to follow the whims of her high school boyfriend. It is a twist ending because two people won, and you care about neither of them. The only thing more unbearable than high school sports is a musical about them.īut wait! An admissions officer from Juilliard is going to attend their show, and one of them will get to go to Juilliard… surprise! The girl who forged everyone’s names and the choreographer both won. Rather than just tell the teacher that they didn’t sign themselves up for this shitty musical, they all subject themselves to months of preparation for a godawful pageant about their own shitty lives. So, all of these kids are high schoolers who get roped into performing in a high school musical because yet another character (Olesya Rulin) volunteers them all. This person is presumably a character of some sort.
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Some other girl (Monique Coleman) runs the yearbook maybe? He must be important though, because he’s on the cover of the damn DVD case. Troy has a friend (Corbin Bleu) who he dances around in junkyards with, but whom I would be hard-pressed to tell you anything more about. The fact that everybody in this film is fucking rich. I’d take them as a jab at the 1% if it weren’t for There seems to be no real point to her presence in this movie. Her brother, Ryan (Lucas Grabeel) is a choreographer who wants to choreograph. She’s a shitty person who mostly just wants to be better than everyone else. She hires an English girl to be her personal assistant, despite the fact that this is a public high school. Sharpay (Ashley Tisdale) is some creepy diva who, for some reason, the school allows to have a special rich person locker. What to do?īreak the cycle, Gabriella, rise above, focus on academics. She’s smart and wants to go to a smart person school, but also maybe wants to go wherever Troy’s going, ’cause they’re dating, and presumably boning a bunch off camera. Then there’s Gabriella (Vanessa Hudgens). Just stand there and make a dreamy face, probably. Turns out he’s being pressured to go to a big basketball school, but he kind of maybe wants to go to a big theatre school? What will he do?
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I thought that he was kind of creepily close to the coach (Bart Johnson) until I realized that they were father and son. Leading this dull pack is Troy (Zac Efron), a popular basketball player. Having not seen High School Musicals 1 and 2, I have no idea who any of these people are, but it would appear that they are just a bunch of insufferable teenagers. Further robbing the film of interest, the few interesting things that teens do occasionally do (drugs, sex, vandalism, etc.) are too risqué for a G-rated Disney movie. Unfortunately for the show, high schoolers have pretty boring lives. Mostly a bunch of high school seniors put on a musical about their lives. If you’re wondering why I haven’t watched any other High School Musicals this year, it’s not necessarily because they don’t suck, it’s because they weren’t theatrically released. High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a musical about a bunch of high school seniors who put on a musical about their senior year, presumably. HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 3: SENIOR YEAR (2008)
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THE OBJECTIVE: Watch the 52 worst live action Disney movies, one every week, in 2015.